Crystal Ray’s boyfriend Scott Lyons is nothing but a no good punk! And Crystal’s mom Rebecca Bardoux, wants some of that cock! But if she wants it, she’s gonna have to share it with Crystal. The family that sucks together fucks together!

People sure throw a lot of barbed comments around about welfare mothers, but they just don’t understand what these women go through – whether it’s struggling to pay the rent, worrying over the grocery bill, or giving it up to some nasty redneck Texan with a camcorder. Any woman who, for a few extra bucks, will not only take a fucking but a CREAMPIE from this kind of skank deserves all the welfare they can spend! And throw in a brick of that shitty orange cheese they hand out while you’re at it.

Brooke Hunter doesn’t like the trash Alexis Malone’s been hanging out with, so to set an example, she decides to fuck Alexis with a black dildo. This seems to be the best course of action, because hanging out with the perverts next door could lead to dangerous activities - or even worse: a career in pornography!

Dave Hardman is peeping on Crystal Ray, but he’s caught in the act. However, to Dave’s surprise, Crystal needs a job and offers to be his personal fuck-toy for only 0 bucks. Hey, who could pass up a deal like that? But don’t let stepdad Don Hollywood find out!